Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,

I know you have been waiting anxiously to hear the news of who gets the coveted parking spot today, and a sponsored gas station lunch from Boomerang Leads. Today I get the parking spot, but tomorrow I do not.

Drumroll.

RACHEL CASTLE YOU ARE THE WINNER!

Rachel is awarded the employee of the month for her dislike towards Coldplay, her love of country music and Taio Cruz. Also, nobody else can move their head to the music like Baines. But besides her musicality, there are other reasons why Rachel was selected.

Rachel has an unyielding work ethic and, even though she is not working here today, she is working hard – she is always working hard. We can always count on Rachel to get the job done, and to do it well. Way to go Rachel, you EOTM. Because of Rachel, the female race is taller, stronger, and more proud every day.

Who will be September’s EOTM???